Funny Short Stories For Kids Middle School & Adults Student

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Funny Short Stories For Kids

 AN UNFAIR WORLD

One day, a man while walking towards his office saw a beggar coming to him. The beggar was in a very bad condition. He was barefoot and his clothes were torn. When the beggar asked for money, the man said, Why don’t you work? Don’t you feel ashamed asking people for money?

At this the beggar replied, I do feel ashamed asking for money. But once when I took money without asking, the police took me to jail. The man had no answer to this. He went on his way to the office.

 DOES THE SOG KNOW

Once there were two classmates Pat and Tom. One day, Pat went to Tom’s house to borrow a book. On the entrance, he found a dog standing. Seeing Pat, it started barking. Pat got frightened. Tom came running and held his dog. Pat was still breathing heavily. At this, Tom said, Pat, dogs who bark never bite. Pat said, you and I know this proverb, but this dog doesn’t know. Both the friends laughed heartily.

ENGLAND OR LONDON

Robert got a job in a landlord’s house. Once, a landlord’s friend came to his house. The landlord called Robert and asked him to bring his binocular. Robert quickly went to the landlord’s room and brought the binocular. After the friend left, the landlord called Robert and scolded, You should have asked me which binocular to bring, the one from England or the one from London. It would signify how rich I am. Robert nodded his head. Few days later, another friend of the landlord came to his house. The friend saw a lion skin and asked the landlord who had killed it. The landlord said that it was his father. The landlord then called Robert and asked him to bring his father’s photograph. At this Robert asked, Which one sir- one of England or one of London?

FEAR OF GOD

Once there were two brothers who were very naughty. Always they were up to some mischief. One day, their mother asked a priest to talk to her sons and put the fear of god in them so that they would mend their ways. The priest asked her to send her sons to him one by one. Firstly, the younger brother went to the priest and sat by his side. The priest asked him in a commanding voice, Where is God? The boy didn’t react. When the priest asked again, the boy ran to his elder brother and said, Do you know God is missing and everybody thinks that we are responsible for this.

 IN THE ZOO

One day Danny went with his father to a zoo. He was very excited to see different types of birds and animals. After a while, they came in front of the cage of a lion. Danny’s father told him how ferocious and strong lions are. Danny was listening very attentively. Finally, he spoke up, Dad, if somehow the lion comes out of the cage and eats you up, then how will I get back home? At least tell me the route to reach home. Danny’s father laughed at the innocent question of the son.

THE BLACK BAND

One day Nick and Jane met in a garden. They were best friends and were studying in the same school in the same class. When they both were playing in the garden Jane saw a black band tied on the wrist of Nick. She asked him the reason for wearing that band. Nick replied, My mother tied it so that I don’t forget to post an important letter. At this Jane asked, But where is the letter? Nick searched for it everywhere. Then he remembered that his mother had forgotten to give him the letter. When Jane came to know about this, both laughed a lot.

 

 WAYS TO CUT DOWN WEIGHT

Joy was fed up of his increasing weight. All the time he kept thinking of the ways to reduce his weight. One day he went to a shopkeeper and said, I have come to know about a book that tells how to reduce weight. Please give me a copy of that book. The shopkeeper said, Sir, the last copy of that book got sold just a few minutes back. But I have another book that tells how to gain weight. Joy said, I don’t need that. I want to reduce weight, not increase it. The shopkeeper replied, So what? Just do the reverse of what is written in the book.

TWO TARGETS IN ONE SHOT

One night, two hunters were sitting in a bar and telling each other about their experiences. One of them said, I am really a great hunter. Once I shot a duck on its toe and head at the same time. The other hunter got surprised hearing this and said, Its not possible. You must be joking. No I am not joking, said the first hunter, The duck was scratching its head with its toe when I shot at it. At this, both of them laughed heartily.

 THE MOSQUITO NET

One day David asked his wife to go to the market and buy a mosquito net. His wife went to a shop and asked the shopkeeper to show her the best quality net. The shopkeeper showing her a very good net said, This is the best quality which you won’t be able to find elsewhere. Not even a single mosquito can pass through it. Mrs. David refused to but the net. When the shopkeeper asked the reason, she said, If a mosquito can’t pass through it, then how will we pass through it. Then she returned home and narrated the whole matter to her husband. Hearing the whole matter, David laughed at his wife’s foolishness.

THE HUNTING PRAYERS

One day, a priest while passing through a forest, saw a lion coming towards him. He started trembling out of fear. He realized that his end was near and knew that escape was impossible. Therefore, he fell on his knees and started praying for the last time. On opening his eyes, he saw the lion sitting on his knees and praying. The priest thought that the lion might have changed his mind. He said to the lion, I thought that you were about to kill me. I’ll, replied the lion, I always pray to god before I hunt for my food. Saying this, he attacked the priest and tore him into pieces.

THE CAT SCAN

One day, Ricky’s dog got seriously ill. So, he took it to a veterinary doctor. The doctor examined the dog and declared it to be dead. Ricky felt very sad and asked the doctor, Doctor, are you sure that my dog is dead? Kindly perform some tests and confirm it to me. The doctor agreed and asked his assistant to bring a cat. The cat sniffed the dog and went to the other room without any reaction. Thus, it was confirmed that the dog was dead. When Ricky asked for the bill, the doctor demanded two hundred dollars. When Ricky asked why the bill was so high, the doctor replied, Cat scan is really very costly.

 

 DOES THE SOG KNOW

Once there were two classmates Pat and Tom. One day, Pat went to Tom’s house to borrow a book.

On the entrance, he found a dog standing. Seeing Pat, it started barking. Pat got frightened. Tom came running and held his dog. Pat was still breathing heavily.

At this, Tom said, “Pat, dogs who bark never bite.”

Pat said, “you and I know this proverb, but this dog doesn’t know.”

Both the friends laughed heartily.

The End..

 

 WAYS TO CUT DOWN WEIGHT

Joy was fed up of his increasing weight. All the time he kept thinking of the ways to reduce his weight.

One day he went to a shopkeeper and said, “I have come to know about a book that tells how to reduce weight. Please give me a copy of that book.”

The shopkeeper said, “Sir, the last copy of that book got sold just a few minutes back. But I have another book that tells how to gain weight.”

Joy said, “I don’t need that. I want to reduce weight, not increase it.”

The shopkeeper replied, ” So what? Just do the reverse of what is written in the book.”

The End..

 TWO TARGETS IN ONE SHOT

One night, two hunters were sitting in a bar and telling each other about their experiences. One of them said, “I am really a great hunter. Once I shot a duck on its toe and head at the same time.”

The other hunter got surprised hearing this and said, “Its not possible. You must be joking.”

“No I am not joking,” said the first hunter, “The duck was scratching its head with its toe when I shot at it.”

At this, both of them laughed heartily.

The End..

 THE TALKING PARROT

Once, a lady wanted to but a talking parrot for herself. So she went to a pet shop owner and told him about her requirement. The shop owner said, “Yes madam, I have a talking parrot.” Then he showed her a parrot.

The owner further said, “If you pull the string on the left leg, he’ll say; Hi, how are you? And if you pull the string on the right leg, he’ll say; I’m fine, thank you.”

At this the lady asked, “What if I pull both the strings?” “Then I would fall from this perch, you stupid lady!” answered the parrot.

The End..

 THE LAME MAN

One day two friends saw a man who was limping. One of them said that the man must have born lame. The other said that he must have met with an accident. They both started arguing over the matter.

The argument got so heated up that finally they went to the man and asked him the reason for his limping.

The man laughed and replied that he was limping as one of his sandals had broken. Both the friends walked away with an embarrassed face.

The End..

 THE BLACK BAND

One day Nick and Jane met in a garden. They were best friends and were studying in the same school in the same class.

When they both were playing in the garden Jane saw a black band tied on the wrist of Nick. She asked him the reason for wearing that band. Nick replied, “My mother tied it so that I don’t forget to post an important letter.”

At this Jane asked, “But where is the letter?”

Nick searched for it everywhere. Then he remembered that his mother had forgotten to give him the letter.

When Jane came to know about this, both laughed a lot.

The End..

 IN THE ZOO

One day Danny went with his father to a zoo. He was very excited to see different types of birds and animals.

After a while, they came in front of the cage of a lion. Danny’s father told him how ferocious and strong lions are. Danny was listening very attentively.

Finally, he spoke up, “Dad, if somehow the lion comes out of the cage and eats you up, then how will I get back home? At least tell me the route to reach home.

Danny’s father laughed at the innocent question of the son.

The End..

 

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Mukesh Sharma

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